60 Years Together
Their three kids, all successful, agreed to
a Sunday dinner in their honor.
"Happy Anniversary, Mom and Dad,"
gushed Son Number 1. "Sorry I'm running late.
I had a patient emergency at hospital; you know
how it is, so I didn't have time to get you a gift."
"Not to worry," said the father. "Important thing
is we're all together today."
Son Number 2 arrived:
"You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in
from Montreal between depositions and
didn't have time to shop for you."
“It’s nothing," said the father. "We're glad
you were able to come."
Just then the daughter arrived:
"Hello and happy anniversary! Sorry, but
my boss is sending me out of town and I was
really busy packing so I didn't have time
to get you anything."
After they had finished dessert, the father said,
"There's something your mother and I have wanted
to tell you for a long time. You see, we were really
poor, but we managed to send each of you to college.
Through the years your mother and I knew we loved
each other very much, but we just never found
the time to get married."
The three children gasped and said,
"WHAT? You mean we're all bastards?"
"Yep", said the father.
"And, cheap ones, too."






